My SIL Reprogrammed My Oven So the Christmas Turkey Would Burn and Embarrass Me in Front of Guests
My sister-in-law had always hated me, but this time she took it to a new level and RUINED my Christmas. While no one noticed, she raised the oven temperature, leaving my precious turkey burnt beyond recognition. I was shattered. But as she laughed, karma delivered her a blow no one expected.
I never thought I’d find myself in the middle of a Christmas Day drama, but here I am. Josh and I had been married for six months, and I knew holiday gatherings with his family were a big deal. Huge, actually. Every decoration had to be perfect, every dish had to be traditional, and every detail had to be just so.
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“Sam, stop fidgeting with the tablecloth,” Josh said, placing his hands on my shoulders. “Everything looks perfect.”
I smoothed my apron for the hundredth time. “I just want it to be right. It’s our first time hosting Christmas dinner.”
“And it will be!” he kissed my temple. “Remember how we first met at the office Christmas party? You organized the whole thing and it was amazing.”
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I smiled at the memory. Two years ago, I was the new marketing director, and he was the CFO who couldn’t take his eyes off me all evening.
Our courtship had been a whirlwind — two years of dating, a romantic proposal at sunset, and a beautiful summer wedding that even his sister couldn’t find fault with.
“Your sister hates me,” I muttered, arranging the silverware one more time.
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Josh sighed. “Alice doesn’t hate you. She’s just… intense about family traditions.”
“Intense is putting it mildly,” I said as I checked my phone. “They’ll be here in an hour. The turkey’s in the oven, and everything’s on schedule. God, I’m so nervous.”
“You know what I love about you, Samantha?” Josh wrapped his arms around my waist. “You always make things work. Remember last month’s presentation when the projector died?”
I laughed. “And I did the whole thing from memory while the IT team scrambled to fix it!”
“Exactly. You’ve got this, babe. Besides, what’s the worst that could happen?”
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The doorbell chimed, and my heart jumped. Josh’s parents arrived first, his mother fussing over the garland I’d hung on the staircase while his father made a beeline for the eggnog.
Then came the cousins with their kids, turning our usually quiet home into a cheerful chaos of children’s laughter and adult chatter.
“Did you hear about Grandma’s announcement?” Josh’s cousin Maria whispered as she helped me arrange appetizers. “Alice has been calling her every day for weeks.”
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“Really?”
“Oh yes. Sending her flowers, bringing her lunch, and even offering to redecorate her entire house. Talk about obvious.”
The doorbell rang again, and there stood Alice, perfectly coiffed as always, carrying a store-bought pie that probably cost more than my entire dinner setup.
“Sam, sweetie,” she air-kissed my cheeks. “Bold of you to host the Christmas party this year. Especially with Grandma’s big announcement coming up.”
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I forced a smile. Everyone knew Grandma Eloise was finally retiring and choosing which grandchild would inherit her successful catering business. And Alice had been not-so-subtly campaigning for months.
“Alice, you’re looking great,” I said, taking her coat.
She brushed past me toward the living room. “Let’s hope your turkey turns out better than that disaster of a breakfast you made at the family reunion three months ago.”
“Don’t let her get to you,” Maria squeezed my arm. “We all remember it was her who switched the salt for sugar in your pancake batter.”
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The evening progressed smoothly until Grandma Eloise arrived. Even at 82, she commanded attention, her silver hair styled immaculately and her eyes sharp as ever.
She’d built her catering business from scratch 40 years ago, turning a small home kitchen operation into one of the city’s most successful event companies.
“Something smells wonderful,” she announced, hugging me warmly.
I beamed with pride. “The turkey should be perfect. I used your recipe, the one you shared at Thanksgiving!”
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“Did you know?” Alice interrupted, swirling her wine glass. “Interesting choice, considering your… limited experience with family traditions.”
Josh shot his sister a warning look. “Alice—”
“What? I’m just saying. Some of us have been cooking these recipes since we could walk. Right, Grandma?”
Grandma Eloise raised an eyebrow but said nothing, settling into her favorite armchair as the children showed her their Christmas presents.
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I was just about to check on the turkey when Alice’s voice cut through the living room chatter. “Does anyone else smell something funny? Like something BURNING?!”
My stomach dropped. Racing to the kitchen, I yanked open the oven door. Smoke billowed out, and there sat my precious turkey, BLACK as COAL. The oven display showed 475 degrees… nearly 200 degrees HIGHER than what I’d set it to.
“Oh no,” I whispered, my vision blurring with tears. “This is impossible. I checked it just 20 minutes ago. It was… perfect.”
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Alice appeared in the doorway, her lips curved in a smirk. “Every hostess messes up now and then,” she announced loud enough for everyone to hear. “Though I can’t recall anyone in our family making THIS kind of mistake. What a DISASTER!”
The kitchen filled up with concerned relatives. Josh squeezed my hand while his mother tried to salvage what she could of the side dishes.
Through my tears, I saw Alice holding court in the doorway, cackling like a hyena while somehow making it clear to everyone that this disaster proved her point about “outsiders” hosting family gatherings.
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Before either of us could speak, Grandma Eloise cleared her throat.
“Well,” she said, her voice cutting through the chaos. “I suppose now is as good a time as any for my announcement.”
Alice straightened her spine and smoothed her designer dress. The room fell silent as everyone gathered around.
“It’s bad to spoil dinner on Christmas night,” Grandma continued, her eyes locked on Alice. “But it’s much worse to lie and frame people. Especially on Christmas.”
The room went silent.
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“What do you mean, Grandma?” Alice’s voice wavered.
“You were so busy with your lies and your dirty little plan that when you snuck into the kitchen to reprogram the oven, you didn’t even notice me sitting in the corner.”
Alice’s face went white. “I… I was just trying to help! I wanted to check the temperature and—”
“Save it,” Grandma cut her off. “I’ve watched you for months, Alice. The manipulation, the subtle digs at your brother and his wife, and the constant attempts to prove you’re more ‘family’ than anyone else.”
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She then shook her head. “That’s not what this business was built on. It was built on bringing people together, not tearing them apart.”
The silence in the room was deafening.
“The business,” Grandma announced, “is going to Josh.”
Alice burst into tears and ran out, leaving behind only the echo of the slamming door. The relatives buzzed with shocked whispers while Josh and I exchanged glances.
We’d talked about this possibility several times on cozy evenings, lying in bed and imagining the future. But we weren’t prepared for it.
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“Grandma,” Josh said softly, leading me forward. “We’re honored, but we can’t accept the business.”
I nodded, squeezing his hand. “We’ve talked about this possibility, and we have a different suggestion.”
“Oh?” Grandma’s eyebrows rose.
“Sell the business,” I said. “Use the money to set up college funds for all the younger kids in the family. That way, your legacy would help everyone.”
Josh smiled. “She’s right! The business means so much to this family, Grandma. We think it should benefit everyone and not just one person.”
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Grandma’s face broke into a wide smile. “You know what? That’s exactly the kind of honest opinion I was hoping to hear.”
She stood up and walked over to hug us both. “This business was never about making money. It was about bringing joy to people’s special moments. And you two just proved you understand that perfectly.”
She pulled back, a mischievous glint in her eye. “And by the way, to be honest, I wasn’t sitting in the kitchen when Alice came to spoil your turkey!”
“Grandma!” I gasped, then started laughing. “You little mastermind!”
“Well,” she winked, “sometimes you have to let people show their true colors. Now, who’s up for ordering Chinese?”
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The evening transformed into something unexpected but wonderful.
Boxes of Chinese food covered our carefully set dining table, and the formal Christmas dinner turned into a casual family feast.
“You know,” Josh’s mother said, passing me the last egg roll, “this reminds me of my first Christmas hosting. The pie caught fire, and we ended up having ice cream for dessert.”
Josh’s father chuckled. “Best Christmas ever, if you ask me!”
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Maria raised her glass. “To new traditions?”
“To new traditions,” everyone echoed.
Later that night, after the last guest had left and Josh and I were cleaning up, he pulled me close. “I’m sorry about Alice.”
“Don’t be,” I said, reaching up to touch his cheek. “Your grandma was right. Sometimes people need to show their true colors.”
“Still, she’s my sister. I should have seen it coming.”
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As I hugged Josh, I thought about family, about traditions, and about the fine line between preserving the old and embracing the new.
“Maybe she’ll learn from this. And if not…” I shrugged. “There’s always next Christmas!”
“Next Christmas,” Josh agreed, “but maybe we’ll stick to potluck.”
As we finished cleaning, I couldn’t help but smile at the fortune cookie message left on the counter: “Family is not about blood, but about who is willing to hold your hand when you need it most.”
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